Eat you alive. spit you back out. While baring it (almost) all.Tumblr (3.0; @stephiedoo)http://pseudopornography.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx8r8jr3k71qckksvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Man That Speaks To Clouds (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicholasmax/5885323860/" target="_blank">Nicholas Max Scarpinato</a>)</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/15255822726http://pseudopornography.com/post/15255822726Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:19:31 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx028j4Vnb1qckksvo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>:)</p> <p>(via <a href="https://catbirdnyc.com/shop/product.php?productid=17172&cat=361&page=1" target="_blank">catbird :: Gold Lucky Seven Twig Ring in White Gold</a>)</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/15009010087http://pseudopornography.com/post/15009010087Thu, 29 Dec 2011 23:40:04 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqbdgY8ee1qftoeno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is probably how J would respond…</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/14909551691http://pseudopornography.com/post/14909551691Wed, 28 Dec 2011 02:59:49 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwwkmwwZ7t1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>What I want to be.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/14908499609http://pseudopornography.com/post/14908499609Wed, 28 Dec 2011 02:25:44 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwwkm1VUWs1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sleep tight.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/14908481374http://pseudopornography.com/post/14908481374Wed, 28 Dec 2011 02:25:13 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwwkkvoN4x1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Chicken feathers. Watercolor.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/14908457628http://pseudopornography.com/post/14908457628Wed, 28 Dec 2011 02:24:31 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwwkk33q7K1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So necessary.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/14908442605http://pseudopornography.com/post/14908442605Wed, 28 Dec 2011 02:24:03 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2sjiSI7V1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Follow the lights.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/14106222052http://pseudopornography.com/post/14106222052Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:28:30 -0500<span id="video_player_14106050122">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_14106050122",'http://pseudopornography.com/video_file/14106050122/tumblr_lw2sbqqSRL1qckksv',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lw2sbqqSRL1qckksv_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lw2sbqqSRL1qckksv_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lw2sbqqSRL1qckksv_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lw2sbqqSRL1qckksv_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lw2sbqqSRL1qckksv_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>Perks of my job. Ryan Adams on Live on Letterman. He’s a wonderful performer. Such a dork! Love it.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/14106050122http://pseudopornography.com/post/14106050122Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:23:50 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw2rzrz3U41qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Cielo, 12/8/11.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/14105780337http://pseudopornography.com/post/14105780337Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:16:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutmv4pCxi1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The winding road.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/12934326007http://pseudopornography.com/post/12934326007Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:13:52 -0500hawaiikauaiwaimea<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lurqoq50s91qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Want.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/12903281827http://pseudopornography.com/post/12903281827Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:39:05 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luq2wllM6D1r1fd0eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://albertonomo.tumblr.com/post/12854045332/f-f-f-found-i-will-never-lego-by-ilovedoodle-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">albertonomo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://f-f-f-found.tumblr.com/post/12851059720/i-will-never-lego-by-ilovedoodle-on-etsy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">f-f-f-found</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I Will Never Lego by ilovedoodle on Etsy<br/><a href="http://bit.ly/rVET2b" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://bit.ly/rVET2b" target="_blank"><a href="http://bit.ly/rVET2b" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/rVET2b</a></a></p></blockquote> <p>Stupid things that make me laugh.</p></blockquote>http://pseudopornography.com/post/12872990797http://pseudopornography.com/post/12872990797Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:24:02 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luppt2V3ga1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://pseudopornography.com/post/12840621971http://pseudopornography.com/post/12840621971Tue, 15 Nov 2011 12:27:02 -0500hawaii<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luppqvSjoD1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>BEMF</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/12840582747http://pseudopornography.com/post/12840582747Tue, 15 Nov 2011 12:25:43 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9xkchCPt1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Surfboards of all sizes.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/12457373830http://pseudopornography.com/post/12457373830Sun, 06 Nov 2011 23:52:59 -0500hawaiibeachwaikiki<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu48ihmkKB1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Where are the dinosaurs?</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/12312895701http://pseudopornography.com/post/12312895701Thu, 03 Nov 2011 23:03:53 -0400hawaiiwaipio<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0pjfZdtZ1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Smoked.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/12231429850http://pseudopornography.com/post/12231429850Wed, 02 Nov 2011 01:21:15 -0400hawaiivolcano<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0pdsaQMI1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Down the dunes.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/12231345331http://pseudopornography.com/post/12231345331Wed, 02 Nov 2011 01:17:51 -0400hawaiisandbeach<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0padT4oz1qckksvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Island air.</p>http://pseudopornography.com/post/12231294051http://pseudopornography.com/post/12231294051Wed, 02 Nov 2011 01:15:49 -0400hawaiihonoluluskytrees